All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
This house was built for laser tag.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
