she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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