She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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