I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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