Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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