The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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