Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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