Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
His hands were made for my vagina.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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