I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
either way he was missing a nipple.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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