My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Someone signed my nipple.
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