She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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