Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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