I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
