You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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