The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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