it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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