Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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