I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
only you would photoshop your dick
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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