I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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