i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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