i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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