Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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