Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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