Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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