please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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