i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Randomize