I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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