Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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