Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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