i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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