Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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