there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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