I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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