you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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