hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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