oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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