do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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