I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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