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great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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