girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I love you.
Bad choice
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
