it wasn't lemon gatorade
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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