It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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