just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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