i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
handjob tips. give me some.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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