Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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