It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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