Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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