True but thats because hes a fetus.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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