It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I'm both gender and math confused
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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