when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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