You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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