I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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