A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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