what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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