Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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